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"Wrenched, Man and Machine"
Ed's Blog
"Occasionally Coherent"

-Favorite Online Aholes
"Think before you hit "send""
-Farewell, Dieci
"Buh Bye Bimota..."
-Ugly Betties (The World's Homliest Motorcycles) "My eyes, my eyes!...." (10/08)
-Throwing Them in the Deep End by Mark Gardiner. Exploit your teenager at triple digit speeds!
-The Art of the Crash "X Ray Eyes"

-Ask Guzzi Earl Bad Advice Column...Cross Posted from Guzzitech
-Cycle World Open Editor Position Contest "No Thanks."
-Customitis "Nice Chopper, Cleetus."
-The Economic, Social and Aesthetic Appeal of the $1000 Motorcycle
"Gentlemen Prefer Piles"
-The $600 Bike that Won at Daytona
"From the Junk Heap to Victory Circle"
-A Field Guide to Internet Wackos
(The Quota Story) from Motorcyclist Magazine, April 2008
-Quota Ebay Ad
"You sure can attrach a lot of internet motorcyle wackos with a measley $2 ebay ad..."
-Quota Ebay Ad II
"The Quota Strikes Back"
-Italian for Beginners "An oldie."
-Ask the Surly Mechanic PBR Powered Advice Column

Motorcyclist Magazine Articles
Motorcyclist 08/10
Motorcyclist 02/10
Sports Car Market 02/10
Sports Car Market 06/09
Sports Car Market 05/09
Sports Car Market 02/09
Sports Car Market 12/08 
Sports Car Market 10/08 
Motorcyclist 03/08


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Coming Soon...

"Retarded Things I did to Save Money During an Engine Rebuild"
"How Can I Charge Customers to Breathe my Shop's Air?", A Dealer's Perspective
"Effective Stratgies for Pissing Off Your Motorcycle Mechanic" From the Customers We All Love.
"Whine your Way to Victory". Club Racing Strategies that Work!

"My Favorite Motorcycle Discussion Board Tirades".

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